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Hilarious video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTN5kTkdvME&mode=related&search WUSV 2007 Police dog helicopter jump! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhnJCsm29Vs&mode=related&search WUSV 2007 courage tests. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql_9s8KArXM A Seven Year Old Girl Doing a SchH3 routine! http://www.stallbacken.a.se/kwai/res/filmmovie/schh3chtm.wmv Videos--BSP 2007--Germany National Schutzhund Championship Trials www.youtube.com/results?search=related&search_query=jucan%20von%20peroh%20in%20C&v =GQCRm5YPc0U Videos WUSV 2007, Slovakia (World Schutzhund Championship Trials) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql_9s8KArXM&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/results?search=related&search_query=WUSV%202007&v=m tNkBZD3OsI KNPV from the year 1943. http://www.hondensport.nl/KNPV/foto's/video_keuring1943.wmv Schutzhund in the year 1936...that's the life! http://youtube.com/watch?v=NsBi0PehfAM Okay, this isn't a GSD, but it's pretty funny. In(kompentent) hunde http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ScfgHMKzI&feature=related A silly German Shepherd Dog breeder decided to go on a safari in Africa. She took her old German Shepherd dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers that she is lost. So, wandering about she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The German Shepherd thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep trouble now." Then she noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the old German Shepherd dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the old dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey? I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!" Dog Tired! An old, tired-looking dog wandered into our yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap." The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?" A Veterinarian was sick and went to see the doctor. The doctor asked him all the usual questions about symptoms etc., when he interrupted him: "Hey look, I am a Vet - *I* don't need to ask my patients all these questions. I can tell what is wrong just by looking." He added, "Why can't you?" The doctor nodded, stood back, looked him up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to him, and said, "There you are. ...Of course, if *that* does not work, we'll have to have you put down." The below was posted on the pedgreedatabase message board: "What I sent to my breeder", by 1doggie2: I promise you, good or bad, you will NEVER see my dogs posted for sale and as long as I am eating they get to eat to, I share. If cowhocked, I will send you little cows on his birthday to remind you. If overbite/underbite, I will send you dentures on his Bday to remind you. If hernia a problem, I will find something to send you to remind you. If east west, I will send you a road map to remind you. If full of parasites when I receive him, I will send you cockroaches. If he is skin and bones I will send you a skeleton on his Bday. If the ears do not stand I will send you sponge curlers on his Bday. If you ever tell me I bought a pet, I will send you pet rocks on his Bday, all dogs in my home are family members and rank very high. If he fails to protect, I will have my kids send you the newspaper article every year on his Bday. (hips and elbows, you get a pass, cannot tell at this age) But he will always be loved and cared for. Response by AKVeronica60 to 1doggie2: "So what if you are going to send your breeder if:" If he is the picture of good health until he is old and gray. If his ears come up good and strong. If his bite is perfect. If he is a healthy weight. If he is free of all parasites because he has been diligently wormed. If his shots are all up to date because the breeder gave them herself. Please, what are you going to send your breeder..... If he gives his life protecting you and yours. ~A breeder's perspective. Help needed for rescue placement: HELP NEEDED ASAP: Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY! We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this weekend! They are described as: One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon. One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls and little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training. Shouldn't take long at all. We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them. That is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy. I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy. -- Author Unknown |
